Justice, Politics

Dreaming of the United Nations

I saw a post where a British person was “dreaming” of a united Europe the UK could join.

It got me thinking.

What if there was some sort of international peace-promoting organization that every country belonged to, and it helped resolve disputes nonviolently, with the support of the whole world?

Countries would pay dues based not on population, but size of their economy. If your leader constantly brags that you have the greatest economy ever – you pay more dues. Fair enough.

I don’t know. Call me an old visionary. But doesn’t it seem like an idea worth trying?

Activism, Immigration, Justice

No Kings – Oct 2025 – Oakland

Several thousand people marched in Oakland CA on the October 18, 2025 No Kings Day. Marches took place in numerous cities around the Bay Area.

And I heard there might have been protests in other places?

Photos by Luke Hauser/Reclaiming Quarterly

Contact: ReclaimingQuarterly@gmail.com

Satires

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2025 Economic Prognostications

A few forecasts for the coming year:

Elon & Trump fall out – duh! Seeing Elon do his “I’m a Happy Billionaire” dance must infuriate the faux-riche Trump. Ask yourself – can two con artists work together, even for mutual benefit? Did Ponzi have a partner?

Inflation surpasses the Biden years. Tariffs on cheap Chinese imports will mean more expensive Mexican imports. Impact on US manufacturing = nil.

Stock market “readjusts” to about 25-30K (Dow), which would bring recent dividends into the 3% range typical of post-Reagan capitalism. Based on the current valuation (Dow = 44K), dividends average around 2%. So unless every Dow corporation increases its dividends by 50% next year, say hello to a 30K Dow. As for Nasdaq, the gutter is the limit.

Immigrant bashing will escalate, including attacks on legal workers – immigrant workers that this country urgently needs to fill many types of jobs. Don’t expect any actual impact on the flow of undocumented migrants – just a lot of suffering.

Chaos will abound in several cabinet-level departments, including Justice (especially the FBI), Health and Human Services, and the Immigration and Naturalization Service.

ObamaCare will come under immediate and concerted attack by a President who suffers from legacy-envy, and would do anything to destroy guaranteed health care. He failed by a single Senate vote in 2016. Get ready for a renewed effort. Look for a neo-libertarian claim that everyone should be free to choose whether or not to be insured.

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Music

My Landlord Called – new Funky Nixons music!

Berkeley’s most notorious band, the Funky Nixons, are back – tanned, rested, and ready for whatever 2025 brings.

New tracks streaming now, with more on the way – not to mention our older music!

Find it all on youtube, or visit our spotify artist page – also on all other streaming sites.

My Landlord Called (Peoples Park Dixieland Version)

Spotify & Youtube Links – also on other services

Culture, Satires

The Death of Comedy – Internet Cats!

Jerry Seinfeld was musing lately about the “death of comedy,” which he initially blamed – surprise! – on PC attitudes.

He backed off later, and admitted that a comedian’s job is to make us laugh at the world as it is, not as they wish it was.

Of course, the alleged Joe Rogans of the world think he was right in the first place. When they don’t get laughs, they blame us!

Internet Cats to the Rescue!

It’s not PCers that are killing standup comedy, folks. It’s internet cat videos.

Used to be that your cat would make you laugh now and then. Today, though, you can watch one cat after another busting your gut. When one video ends, youtube recommends ten more.

Who needs comedians?

No Future in Whining

There’s a deeper problem, though. When your entire schtick is predicated on whining about how mistreated you are – how long is your shelf life?

You might be funny, but once we hear your whines, it’s old news. You can’t milk whininess forever (unless your name is Woody Allen).

Bottom line – standup comedy as we have known it is dead.

Art forms have a lifespan. They don’t last forever. Who writes epic poetry today? Or swing songs?

Standup comedy is dead. Long live internet cats!

Culture, Satires

Meet President-For-Life Pennystock!

Para-Journalist Luke Hauser goes underground to get the scoop on President-For-Life candidate Phineas J. Pennystock!

Whether it’s dodging bullets, selling NFTs of his farts, legalizing slavery, or invading Mexico, you’ll get the latest reports here!

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Black Lives Matter, Climate Justice, Direct Action, Immigration, Justice, Photos

Activist Photos from Luke Hauser

Photos of direct actions and other convergences by Luke Hauser from circa 2000-2015.

Includes Occupy, Black Lives Matter, peace and anti-war actions, climate justice, immigrant rights, and more.

Click here for index of actions.