Culture, Satires

Vanilla or Vomit?

Woke today to a crude insight:

Joe Biden is like going into Baskin Robbins 197 Flavors, studying the menu for a mouth-wateringly long time, and finally going, “Give me a big double scoop of vanilla!”

Sure, it’s not Pistachio Almond Marshmallow Delight. But vanilla isn’t so bad, when you think of it.

The alternative seems to be a double scoop of warmed-over vomit.

If GOPers visit during this election cycle, here’s some helpful tips:

How to Clean Vomit Off Your Sofa – click here

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