Apologies for yet another Anarchist-A-Go-Go fundraiser – there’s so much to buy these days! – but really, this is the ultimate expression of the Trump presidency. It needs to be preserved for future generations.
Artist Tommy Zegan, a former youth minister who ironically now lives on the south side of The Great Wall, told Politico Playbook that he spent six months creating the golden idol, and previously attempted to donate it to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort but was thwarted by security.
Zegan is asking a paltry $100,000 for what art experts unanimously agree will be considered his masterpiece.
Sadly, the glistening gold-leaf skin tones don’t photograph well. But the flag-motif boxer shorts sure do!
Back in the day, my friend Larry got sent home from high school for wearing a flag T-shirt. It was considered “desecration” of Old Glory. Imagine the response if he’d paraded the halls in flag underwear?
So please – ante up now. Send small unmarked bills or large chunks of 70% dark chocolate to:
Photo courtesy NY Post, which probably thinks it’s a great work of art.