To all venture capitalists and others with too much money on their hands:
My company is called ToiletShare – we sublet time-share toilets to techies. After all, you can’t “function” without toilets!
Our innovative, cutting edge, high tech idea is – most of the time, toilets are sitting unoccupied. What if instead of paying for toilet-time you don’t use, you simply paid for a block of toilet time that you and your employees could use at your discretion?
ToiletShare maintains a worker-friendly environment, with quality reading material and relaxing muzak.
Bonus – ToiletShare monitors all toilet-related activity and provides a complete monthly report of employee toilet usage.
Can we have $5 billion for starts?
Photo – Tokyo Weekender
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